We spent a long time updating each other about each other’s lives, because you were overseas for a few weeks.
“Wai Jia! I can’t believe you ACCOSTED that person and STOLE his umbrella!! YOU’RE A RAINBOW UMBRELLA-ACCOSTER!”
“No I’m not. I gave him my umbrella in return. He offered to give it to me after I told him my story.”
“You CHARMED him into it.”
“I did not. I was very matter-of-fact about it. He could have refused.”
“Umbrella-stealer.”
“You’re still my friend, right?”
“I’ll think about it.”